Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall in love with a gorgeous redhead.– Lucille Ball
pandas795 asked: I love Garlic naan!
smittygirl replied to your photo: Homemade Onion Naan. OM NOM NOM.[Yeast, whole… Those look tasty. …Sadly, chewing on my laptop screen isn’t the same. SMITS COME HERE SO I CAN FEED YOU. The naan is an accompaniment to chicken tikka masala, which I also made, and basmati rice. :D
Top two accomplishments of the night: 1. Made onion naan from scratch and it is SO GOOD. 2. Coco Dolenz accepted my friend request on FB.
Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with...– Sylvia Plath (via perfumedsecrets)
So I just got an email saying that someone “picked” me on OKCupid. I’d forgotten that I even have a profile on there, so I went and took a look, and apparently I haven’t logged in in about three years. I updated a few things and added a few new pictures/removed old ones, and all of a sudden my page is getting all these views and my Inbox is lighting up and jlskdfsdkldsl...
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to meet it.– Jonathan Winters
Wondering where all the idle time has gotten lost vivid once-warm memories now turned to frost escaped and denied no matter what the cost children on the swings whose hearts were crossed you my savior, unclouded my thoughts—i your regret, your woeful albatross.
So, since it's Fetish Friday
nsfweezy: Send me a fetish and I’ll answer No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |
chaotic-neutral replied to your post: All men are not scummy assholes, trust me. It just… can’t say I subscribe to that theory either— but I do subscribe to the theory that good men exist, and that you are a hot tamale, and some good man out there is going to one day treat you like the wonderful lady you are <3 <3 Thank you, mama. I am sorry if I snapped at all in my other reply...
chaotic-neutral replied to your post: ephemeralquiet replied to your post:… dude if he’s only going to talk to you when he has a boner, is it really worth worrying about? Fine…okay. I’m irrational, and ridiculous, and worry about things I shouldn’t, and it’s pathetic and stupid. I admit it. We’ll just add him to the list of people who “came to play but...
mercury-diva asked: All men are not scummy assholes, trust me. It just seems to me that you have the misfortune to keep meeting guys who are. I try to be an optimist, so perhaps this is a "trial by fire" of some sort, and this is preparing you for meeting your soulmate--because I believe there's one out there for everybody, and once you meet him you'll know.
ephemeralquiet replied to your post: ephemeralquiet replied to your post: So apparently… If you think stopping sexual contact with him is going to ruin your friendship then maybe it’s not a friendship worth having. He doesn’t deserve your friendship. instantdogma replied to your post: ephemeralquiet replied to your post: So apparently… If he stops being your friend, because you assert...
ephemeralquiet replied to your post: So apparently I’m the girl who’s good enough to… Who is this scumbag? Tell him to fuck off. You’re too good for that asshole. Well, it is complicated…he is a friend of mine, and formerly a friends-with-benefits-friend. I had thought that all that stopped once he started dating this girl, though, but every so often he’ll IM me or whatnot,...
instantdogma replied to your post: So apparently I’m the girl who’s good enough to… Oh babe. *hugs you.* *Hugs* Thank you. I guess I just never realized how much this bothers me until now. But it does…it really does…
So apparently I’m the girl who’s good enough to text when your girlfriend isn’t home and you’re taking a shower and horny and want pictures of me when I am taking a bath…but I’m not good enough to be the girl that someone’s actually dating. Not that I much want to be at this point, seeing as how I’m pretty convinced that, to varying degrees, all men...
st-matthew replied to your post: Well, I think I’ve officially reached my “dealing… I am so sick of seeing comments like “I’m reposting these pictures despite what weird, perverted fantasies the OP had about them! Because Nez is hot!” I think lusting over a man who isn’t your husband is also forbidden in your book, lady. Ugh…I’ve seen those comments, too. How they shame other...
Well, I think I’ve officially reached my “dealing with self-righteous religious snobs” quota for the day. Our post on NP was reblogged again by a particular person, but I am trying to refrain from responding, because I know if I do, this bullshit just won’t stop. If any of the rest of you feel like responding, however…be my guest (though to warn you, it probably...
Ya know…I’m of the mind that one absolutely does not have to like or approve of something that someone else posts on here. That’s completely fine and dandy. What’s not completely fine and dandy, however, is reblogging a particular post and: a) Removing a link from it and making a big deal out of said link being OMG SO OFFENSIVE; b) Lecturing the original poster about the...
Just finished watching Jeopardy…the Final Jeopardy category was “Famous Europeans,” and the clue was “After moving to Argentina in 1949, this industrialist was named a righteous Gentile by Yad Vashem.” And one of the contestants wrote “Himmler” as her answer. Which is, y’know…QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST INSANE THING EVER. IN THE HISTORY OF...
The longer I am on this site, the more I am convinced that its name should be changed from Tumblr to “Asshole Nation.”
camille9847 asked: Well guess who just followed me?! I feel obscurely flattered. Our little Intellectual property thief seems more of a picture girl (literacy issues?) but if she reposts any of my original writing I'll report her so fast it'll make her head spin.
I wish people could understand the real catch-22 situation that psychojello and NP find ourselves in on many occasions. We literally let so much drama and nastiness roll off of our backs 99% of the time, and do our best to keep it off of our Tumblrs and be the bigger people, even when we’re the ones attacked. So, naturally, it seems like people think we don’t get much grief, when in...
revychumso replied to your post: I probably won’t be someone’s girlfriend ever… Aw *hugs* You have MANY great qualities, my friend. Any guy would be truly lucky to have ya. <3 See, that’s what I mean! I know that I have these great qualities—I’m intelligent, funny, good at cooking, passionate, and a serious sexual powderkeg just waiting to be lit. But I feel like no guy...
I probably won’t be someone’s girlfriend ever again, but at least I know about cooking. So I’m good for one thing, at any rate.
revychumso: likeahyena replied to your photo: Look what I made tonight! Super yummy. Chicken… omg fuck you that’s amazing 0.o It’s simple, really! The hardest part was peeling the tomatoes. Gordon Ramsay obviously doesn’t care how many fingers you have left after attempting one of his recipes. Super awesome handy-dandy protip for peeling tomatoes (that will save your fingers): Using a...
Fans of the movie-musical remake of Hairspray, I implore you to watch the original 1988 movie, because it is far less “sanitized” and defanged the way the John Travolta version is…plus, absolutely NO ONE does it like Divine as Edna Turnblad. (Also, Ricki Lake as Tracy is freaking awesome.)
Mother is the word for God on the hearts and lips of all little children.– William Makepeace Thackeray (as quoted by Brandon Lee in The Crow).
days-of-yellow-saffron asked: Ok here goes! 27, 76, 86, 100, 132
So, I’m here at my parents’ house, getting ready to make mom a full multiple-course meal for Mother’s Day tomorrow. I also managed to unearth something that I never thought I would find again: A story about a threesome between a member of the Backstreet Boys (Kevin), a member of N*SYNC (Joey), and a female character, that I wrote when I was 16 years old. And that I turned in as...
ihateillinoisnazis asked: 6, 12, 18, 24, 30, 36, 42
1: Full name
2: Zodiac sign
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like
instantdogma replied to your post: No matter how many times I watch it and try to… Yeah, they hadn’t really learned to act yet. I completely read that as “they hadn’t really learned to acid yet” and my first thought was “Yep…the show definitely got a LOT more interesting once the Monkees started tripping balls.” Whoops. Hahaha.
Remember when that conveyor belt boy band LFO had that “I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch” hit song in the late ’90s? Do you think that Mike Jeffries guy was in the front row of every concert with the words I LOVE YOU RICH CRONIN painted on his chest in bright red lipstick? I bet he was.
No matter how many times I watch it and try to enjoy it, other than the screen tests, I really, really hate the pilot episode of The Monkees. Haha. Sigh…
julieidc: Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone
bluemoonalto replied to your post: Jesus, I can’t do a fucking thing right anymore,… Nah, you’re just having a rough hour. Not even a bad day, just a rough hour. Next hour will be better. And for what it’s worth, I think you should go to your meeting and give that guy the cold shoulder. Chin up, you’re beautiful! Sure doesn’t feel like it right now. I haven’t eaten today except...
Jesus, I can’t do a fucking thing right anymore, can I? I don’t know why I even bother.
Anonymous asked: Um, no offense, but I was actually trying to be on your side. I don't know your history with this dude other than what you have said here. You seemed upset. I have had experiences with much older men who have always wanted to go younger and younger. If that isn't him, cool, but did you really need to make feel like shit for voicing my opinion and trying to empathasize with what you were...
ephemeralquiet replied to your post: One of the lousiest parts to all this is that I… I’m sorry, that sucks. But don’t let this situation stops you from doing something that is important to you. It’s going to suck and It’s going to hurt, but it’s a lesson to learn and you and he didn’t work out, but maybe the next guy will. Trust me, I know all these feelings, and I’m going through them...
instantdogma replied to your post: One of the lousiest parts to all this is that I… Is there another group meeting you can go to? Oh, I don’t attend the meeting as a member…I’m one of the facilitators. Haha. So pretty much I have no choice but to be there…
One of the lousiest parts to all this is that I will still have to see DG once a month at the Aspie meetings. (My own stupid fault for getting involved with someone there.) This month’s meeting is next week, but I don’t think I can bear to see him right now. We also sit next to each other at the meetings, and it would be too hard to see him there, still feeling as I feel. I may just...
Anonymous asked: This dude's a sleeze. My advice is to not date any one too much younger or older. This was an old dude right? Old dudes who are not rich or famous who date younger women always look for the BBD, bigger better deal. You're 30. This guy probably thinks "Hell if I can get a 30 year old, I can get a 28 year old." Then he'll get the 28 year old and want a 25 year old. Then...
“Love Is a Losing Game” by Amy...
kaiterbelle replied to your post: Just talked to Date Guy (for probably the last… *hugs* I’m sorry :-( it’s his loss. You are a wonderful beautiful person. missusschneider replied to your post: Just talked to Date Guy (for probably the last… I’m so sorry. *hug* horriblespacecookie replied to your post: Just talked to Date Guy (for probably the last… Oh, I’m sorry. You deserve...
Just talked to Date Guy (for probably the last time) and heard the words that I hoped I would never hear: He is a different person now and is not interested in/attracted to me the way he was before. And I’m just crying so hard right now and so tired of this happening over and fucking over again…