Oh my God, Amy Farrah Fowler.
Are the writers from The Big Bang Theory following me around with a tape recorder without my knowing it? Because OH MY GOD.
AND…my name is Amy.
I just…asdfkjas;ldfkj.
AFF’s experiences are so damn similar to my own, too. However, I did have a date to the prom…although I might as well not have. Also, the following lines? HAVE BEEN SIPHONED DIRECTLY OUT OF MY BRAIN AND SPOKEN BY AMY FARRAH FOWLER:
“He was lonely and vulnerable from missing his girlfriend, while I was charming, supportive, and—let’s face it—in this dress, the perfect combination of Madonna and whore.”
“Oh, Penny, as much as I would treasure that the two of us had been defiled by the same man, Leonard just doesn’t get my motor running.”
“Then in the morning, I’ll send him an e-mail letting him know that this body is never gonna be his wonderland. [pause] I mean, frankly, you’ve got a better shot than he does.”
I just…my mind = blown. Amy Farrah Fowler, you are so my soul sister, it’s not even funny.
ALSO: Howard/Raj Moment of the Night:
Howard: “This may be hard for you to hear, but when I say ‘honey,’ I mean my fiancée.
[Raj whispers in Howard’s ear]
Howard: Yeah, well, now it means her.