I realize that he’s got the same paleface/dark sunken eyes makeup as in every Tim Burton movie, but Johnny Depp as a vampire is just…so…inspired. (And by “inspired” I mean “ridiculously, beyond-all-human-comprehension sexy.”) I still would like to see the original Dark Shadows television show, though, to compare and contrast the portrayals of Barnabas Collins.
But character depictions aside…oh, I’d simply forgotten how necessary it is for this man to be in my pants…

