So, there was an Internet outage here last night (didn’t get it back til just a few minutes ago). There was also a big soccer game on TV, which I’ve never really gotten to watch because, well…it’s just not a “thing” in the States. But after watching the Italy team vs. the England team, I have come to the conclusion that some of these soccer players are really hot. In particular, #9 for England (Andy Carroll, I believe) needs to call me. Like right now. The goalkeeper for England (#1, Hart?) also would not get kicked out of my bed for eating crackers.

I have never had a thing for athletes, and in fact, do prefer musicians by a long shot, but…damn. These soccer players are all kinds of foxy.