So, I went to the Chiller Theater convention this weekend. First time ever. Wasn’t sure what to expect, except that I knew Micky and Peter were going to be there. The highlight of the weekend had to be last night, though, at the live show:
Denny Laine went onstage at one point to do a few songs with one of the bands. My friend and I were standing behind the stage, against the wall, where she was filming. Denny came off the stage, and I guess I must have been standing in front of his guitar bag, because a moment later I felt a whack! on my butt, and to my great shock, it was him!
So, I basically got spanked by Denny Laine, and another friend of mine who was there was like, “Denny has shaken hands with and high-fived Paul McCartney, so it’s like you got spanked by Paul McCartney.” I’m not so sure about that, but…yeah. Haha. Oh, Chiller…
Cybersexing with a Beatles Anon is the Equivalent of the Following:
HAYYYYY WHAT’S UP GURL? IT’S ME, PAUL MCCARTNEY.
OKAY, SO I’M SQUEEZIN UR BOOB RIGHT NOW. CAN U FEEL IT?
*CARESSES YOU GENTLY* OH DO YOU LIKE THAT?
YOU LIKE THE FEEL OF MY MACCAMANMEAT PRESSED AGAINST YOUR THIGH.
IT WILL BE PENETRATING YOU SOON, DARLING. BECAUSE I’M TOTALLY PAUL MCCARTNEY.
NOW LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND AS I RAVAGE YOU. WITH MY PENIS.
*RAVAGE RAVAGE RAVAGE*
OH WAIT, U DIDN’T CUM YET.
*MAKES U CUM.*
MY, AREN’T I SO TERRIBLY TALENTED IN BED?
YES. YES, I AM.
BECAUSE I’M PAUL MCCARTNEY.
bullwyman replied to your post: Omg why do I even go onto Beatles’ fans Tumblrs…
its worse when it getw “sexual” it’s like cybersex but even worse cause not only do you probably not know who the anon really is but you’re pretending they’re Paul McCartney it’s so weird omgn
Omg that’s exactly what it is. And it’s not cybersex with Paul McCartney, but rather a teenage girl (probably) that they’re wishing was Paul McCartney…and, more importantly, a teenage girl who wishes that she herself was Paul McCartney. I cannot even begin to fathom what sexual enjoyment could come from that. It’s basically the equivalent of the following:
HAYYYYY WHAT’S UP GURL? IT’S ME, PAUL MCCARTNEY. OKAY, SO I’M SQUEEZIN UR BOOB RIGHT NOW. CAN U FEEL IT? *CARESSES YOU GENTLY* OH DO YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THE FEEL OF MY MACCAMANMEAT PRESSED AGAINST YOUR THIGH. IT WILL BE PENETRATING YOU SOON, DARLING. CAUSE I’M TOTALLY PAUL MCCARTNEY. NOW LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND AS I RAVAGE YOU. WITH MY PENIS. *RAVAGE RAVAGE RAVAGE* OH WAIT, U DIDN’T CUM YET. *MAKES U CUM.* MY, AREN’T I SO TERRIBLY TALENTED IN BED? YES. YES, I AM.
