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Potential TMI and general WTFery under the Read More. You have been warned.

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Monkees Collectible Guy is now threatening to sue us (NP) for defamation of character. He made a post on our FB and a Disqus comment on Tumblr.

I think I’m going to go throw up now…

Some of the Ask NP questions today make me want to cry a little.

Yep.

Someone legit just posted this on FB, and it showed up in my news feed.
I think this is the part where I lie down in the corner of the room and weep for humanity…

Someone legit just posted this on FB, and it showed up in my news feed.

I think this is the part where I lie down in the corner of the room and weep for humanity…

Okay, why is everyone being so melodramatic and crazy today? (And for once, I don’t mean me.)

You make a post that could very easily be interpreted as condescending, and then someone goes and gasp! points that out, and so your reaction is to tell people to “get over themselves” and that you’re “done with Tumblr for the time being.”

What happened to dealing with things like a rational, mature adult? Or is that just a thing of the past?

“Hey Peter, just wanted 2 remind u that it’s been 4 MONTHS since Davy Jones passed away.”

…I just read that on the Real Peter Tork page on FB.

WHY IN SWEET AND SOUR TOMATILLO HELL WOULD ANYONE POST THAT? DO YOU HONESTLY THINK PETER JUST FORGOT?

I really don’t know why I torture myself. I’ve had urinary tract infections that were less painful than reading the things people write on that page. Ugghh.

Okay…something weird is definitely going on, because not only was the “Boy Meets World” episode with Peter, Micky, and Davy on TV earlier, but just now I caught the last ten minutes of the episode of “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” with Davy in it on TV.

WHAT IS GOING ON, UNIVERSE?!

Oh my God, present-age Micky Dolenz…why do you keep appearing in my dreams half-drunk and trying to raid my liquor cabinet/panties at the same time? WHAT IS GOING ON. D: